Never Fucking Wet
Have you seen this shit yet?
NeverWet makes any surface superhydrophobic which is the best kind of hydrophobic. It makes your shit scared of liquids.
Spray your liquid loving surfaces with step one, the base coat, and wait for it to dry (it's quick).
Now hit that shit with the second step, the top coat. Once it sets, you're never wet.
The world is over 70% water, thats no problem when your shit is covered in NeverWet.